Rions un peu:

[Toursette]

Et pourquoi elle veut pas l'avaler le seamen???

j'ai pes compri la ruse....

[peanut]

seamen dans le sens de semence???

peanut pas trop bilingual!!!

[baloo911]

Peanut en fine linguiste a bien compris le sens cache du message

[SeXy ALeXiS]

tout en finesse....

vu que ca passe, je vais en poster une aussi alors !

[SeXy ALeXiS]

A married couple is lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreprise,"

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

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AHAHAHA MDRRRRRR !!!!!!

Quel sens pratique

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Je ne sais pas si c'est parce que l'on parle de baleines, mais on vire dans le gras la

Par contre il faut avouer qu'elle est extra merci Luc

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PAS MAL DU TOUT!!! D'ailleurs, je crois meme qu'en français elle 'naurait peut etre pas ausis bien rendu

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Ben dis donc, quelle maniere d'humidifier son doigt pour tourner els pages du bouquin

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Disons qu'en français on n'aurait pas eu ce jeu de mot...

Voila encore un blague qui va permettre au sujet de partir en sucette (Chupa Chups ... copyright @ Zogu)

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Tu sais quoi Alex? je vais faire un copier coller de ta blague car franchement, elle m'a fait mourir de rire Excellent, j'en ris encore (et pas j'en rêve encore, on est pas chez De Palmas hein )

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Finalement ça pourrait meme inspirer le minstère de la culture pour promouvoir la lecture

Je sais pas moi, en disant que la culture peut etre parfois bien ludique

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T'as de ces idees Manu Vas donc proposer ton idee à Aillagon, je suis sure qu'il appreciera Ah la la cette jeunesse

J'ai imprimé la blague et je l'ai montrée à ma soeur Elle etait morte de rire, evidemment, comme son ainee

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hehe !!! bah bravo... quelle famille

Du coup voila, je vais poster des petites blagues anglaises dans la section prévue à cet effet

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One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I

guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do

that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose

anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a

sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem

and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a

urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer,

he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer

started making some noise and various lights started flashing.

After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which

was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water.

Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology

was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to

wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a

try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his

dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off,

he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug

store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited

the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out

the following message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water

softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is

using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is

pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And

if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get

better.

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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion

for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an

embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met

a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would

marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the

marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme

sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his

birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.

Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her

that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way

home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked

beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk

he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.

It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and

before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he

felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed

somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most

wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a

blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the

table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was

beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was

about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again

made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she

went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the

opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was

not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time

breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about

him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came

on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel

engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he

tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would

dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon

winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a

minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells

he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top

of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when

his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if

he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not

peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated

around the table for his surprise birthday party.

Hehe : vous parlez d'une surprise

[Toursette]

ah d'accorrrrrrrrrd !!!!

ou la......

[Lizzie]

ah ben c'est clair que traduite, ca n'aurait pas donné grand chose!!!!

Lizzie

[Toursette]

mais ca devient chaud bouillant ds le Loundge